1. |
Silicone Queen
03:34
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I'm a man of a simple taste,
I like beer and to get shitfaced,
I love my girl, she's my bliss,
even though she's got no tits.
But one day I arrived home,
I looked at her and OH MY GOD,
now she's got a huge rack,
and I've got a new midnight snack.
Now,
she's got the eyes,
she's got the cheeks,
she's got the lips.
She's got the tips,
she's got the curves,
she's got the hips.
She's got the legs,
she's got the ass,
she's got the feet.
But most of all she's got the tits,
because she's now my beautiful,
magnificent,
silicone,
queen.
In the past I used to think,
that I've got everything I need,
but now I've got a lot more,
and all thanks to her new domes!
She's become my only muse,
my only love, my whole world.
Not even in my deepest dreams,
I thought I could love her more.
'Cause
she's got the eyes,
she's got the cheeks,
she's got the lips.
She's got the tips,
she's got the curves,
she's got the hips.
She's got the legs,
she's got the ass,
she's got the feet.
But most of all she's got the tits,
because she's now my beautiful,
magnificent,
silicone,
queen.
Now,
she's got the eyes,
she's got the cheeks,
she's got the lips.
She's got the tips,
she's got the curves,
she's got the hips.
She's got the legs,
she's got the ass,
she's got the feet.
But most of all she's got the tits,
because she's now my beautiful,
magnificent,
silicone,
queen.
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2. |
Alcohol
01:37
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Wake up and crack one open
then keep it up 'cause I'm broken.
Beer, whiskey, rum and gin,
burn my insides and purge my sins.
Alcohol!
I can't live without it.
Alcohol!
I just can't control it.
Alcohol!
Oh, I'm sloshed again.
Alcohol!
This has no end.
Alcohol!
I can't live without it.
Alcohol!
I just can't control it.
Alcohol!
It's my only friend.
Alcohol!
I will soon be dead.
Drunk already by 9 A.M
That's exactly how I am
I don't know what have I become
I just know that I'm all alone
Alcohol!
I can't live without it.
Alcohol!
I just can't control it.
Alcohol!
Oh, I'm sloshed again.
Alcohol!
This has no end.
Alcohol!
I can't live without it.
Alcohol!
I just can't control it.
Alcohol!
It's my only friend.
Alcohol!
I will soon be dead.
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3. |
N.Y.A.R
02:25
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Fucking go!
So your night out has gone just fine,
you've picked a girl, and that's so nice,
but let me warn you my little friend,
your girl does not care about consent.
So.
You better have a big dick.
You better treat her well,
you better touch her well,
you better please her well.
'cause.
If she don't likes it,
if she regrets it,
if you are too ugly,
now you're a rapist.
If she doesn't moan,
you are on your own,
oh, she's so pissed,
now you're a rapist dawg.
Uh!
Thanks to tumblr you and I,
are seen as monsters no reason why.
Just because we are men,
they want to send us all to hell.
Well.
We're so fucking fucked, I'm not gonna lie,
like the asshole of that goatse guy.
But let me think, there may be a thing,
to stop this shit from happening.
Oh, that's it! my bulb just lit.
I've got the solution for this bullshit.
You might not like it, I don't like it,
But we have to fucking try it.
Wank it!
Wank it!
Can't get sued if you just wank it!
Wank it!
Wank it!
Who cares about dying alone
Pornhub's my only love.
Cece Capella is so fucking hot.
If she don't likes it,
if she regrets it,
if you are too ugly,
now you're a rapist.
If she doesn't moan,
you are on your own,
oh, she's so pissed,
now you're a rapist dawg.
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4. |
Rum Ritual
02:04
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If you wanna be one of us
a trial you must pass
The Rum Ritual
Ancient and sacred, ritual from the past,
true gentelmen's class
The Rum Ritual
Drink a whole bottle, 'till the last drop
Chug chug!
Keep up drinking, don't you stop
Chug chug!
Once you are done, get another one
It's all a part of
The Rum Ritual
Drink it dry, give it a try
You can complete
The Rum Ritual
C'mon brat, let me tell you what
it never ends
The Rum Ritual
Can't you see, Drinking like this
we're all friends!
The Rum Ritual
Drink a whole bottle, 'till the last drop
Chug chug!
Keep up drinking, don't you stop
Chug chug!
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5. |
Words Of Wisdom
02:57
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Are you having a rough day?
is your happiness slipping away?
Well stop your cries and cease to pray,
'cause uncle Voll has something to say.
Life's a fucking bitch,
you better get used to it.
We all know it's not fair,
shut up and grow a pair.
Man up! Stop being a little bitch,
get the fuck down from that bridge.
Sit tight and let me spit some
Words of Wisdom
Who cares about what's to be?
Not givin' a fuck is the key.
Just listen to the ethilic kings's
Words of Wisdom
It seems like you've lost your way,
or is this your day to day.
Now, I know you have some problems,
so stop whining and fucking solve them.
We all been there
it's just like a nightmare.
But soon it'll be over,
so don't be such a loner.
Don't you worry about a thing,
just thrash to the fucking beat.
Get through, all the bullshit,
and join the fucking mosh pit.
Put this on a loop,
what I'm gonna say.
Life will fuck you up,
this is just foreplay.
Man up! Stop being a little bitch,
get the fuck down from that bridge.
Sit tight and let me spit some
Words of Wisdom
Who cares about what's to be?
Not givin' a fuck is the key.
Just listen to the ethilic kings's
Words of Wisdom
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6. |
Puke
02:49
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Tonight we're out drinking,
ten beers in, without blinking.
pretty hammered at this point,
let's go smoke this joint.
Getting dizzy, stomach grumbling,
that's a gag, get a bag!
Puke! Puke!
Puke galore,
No more beer I can't take no more.
Puke! Puke!
Puke galore,
all over the table, all over the floor.
Kicked out, of the bar,
too drunk to get the car.
Let's go to the bus station,
here comes that weird sensation.
These are not butterflies,
here it comes, from my insides.
Puke! Puke!
Puke galore,
No more beer I can't take no more.
Puke! Puke!
Puke galore,
Watch out sir, don't step on it!
Puke! Puke!
Puke galore,
No more beer I can't take no more.
Puke! Puke!
Puke galore,
all over the table, all over the floor.
Arrive home, completely done,
can't remember if I had fun.
My girl comes for a kiss,
and I puke on her tits.
Being slapped oh, gettin a hard on,
let's get kinky, let's get funky.
Puke! Puke!
Puke galore,
No more beer I can't take no more.
Puke! Puke!
Puke galore,
all over her, all over the bed.
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7. |
Time To Drink
04:04
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Another day completely alone,
another night so fucking drunk,
A cape of dust in my junk.
Another punch in the gut,
another drink, I'm feeling bad,
no one around, I'm going mad.
Another stop in my way,
another game I have to play,
no one cares what I say.
Another dream I leave behind,
another dark spot in my mind,
I'm so drunk, I'm going blind.
But I don't really care
about what happens next
I've got traditions I have to respect
What time is it?
It's 12:06.
That means it's time to drink.
Another puked floor,
another broken door,
another cheating whore.
Another dose of sore,
another mental war,
but I can still take more.
No one will take me on,
and I will not drown,
I'm really far from done.
I love the life I lead,
a gig it's all I need,
the crowd I love to please.
Now let me tell you what,
if drinking it's so bad,
why am I having such a blast?
What time is it?
It's 12:06.
You know it's always time to drink.
No one will take me on,
and I will not drown,
I'm really far from done.
I love the life I lead,
a gig it's all I need,
the crowd I love to please.
Now let me tell you what,
if drinking it's so bad,
why am I having such a blast?
What time is it?
It's 12:06.
You know it's always time to drink.
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8. |
Freedumb
01:50
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Welcome to the land of the free
a place with culture and history
where everybody has a right to be
and there's shoot outs from nine to six
Come! Enjoy our traditions
like beauty competitions
fucking up the youngster minds
and human rights
Demented people running free
carrying guns, what a sight to see
proud of the wars they have fought
and always yelling something about
Freedumb
They've got a severe case of
Freedumb
Slowly their brains rot
Freedumb
We don't need you around
Freedumb
What are you talking about?
You can watch a baseball game
well, don't cause it's lame
eat a lot of fast food
or suffer a fucking bullet wound
What are you waiting for?
come before we start a war
we cannot remain calm
until we drop another bomb
Demented people running free
carrying guns, what a sight to see
proud of the wars they have fought
and always yelling something about
Freedumb
They've got a severe case of
Freedumb
Slowly their brains rot
Freedumb
We don't need you around
Freedumb
What are you talking about?
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9. |
Twelve Steps
02:39
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Condemned by jury's gruesome fury
I've got something to bury
Reunion's starting, how romantic
It's just and old man shouting
So symbolic, so bucolic
but I'm not an alcoholic
All this years drinking beers
I've got somehting to fear
I don't want to
Admit I have a drinking problem
Why do I have to
Be treated like a fucking pest
I don't wanto to
See that I've touched bottom
Why do I have to
Take the fucking twelve steps
Second meeting, patience fleeing
I feel like I'm fuckin kneeing
I'm in a cage, feel my rage
It's time to turn the page
Oh my dear I need a beer
I wish I wasn't here
All I want is alcohol
Wake me when this shit's done
I don't want to
Admit I have a drinking problem
Why do I have to
Be treated like a fucking pest
I don't wanto to
See that I've touched bottom
Why do I have to
Take the fucking twelve steps
Condemned by jury's gruesome fury
I've got something to bury
Reunion's starting, how romantic
It's just and old man shouting
So symbolic, so bucolic
but I'm not an alcoholic
All this years drinking beers
I've got somehting to fear
I don't want to
Admit I have a drinking problem
Why do I have to
Be treated like a fucking pest
I don't wanto to
See that I've touched bottom
Why do I have to
Take the fucking twelve steps
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10. |
Seas Of Beer
03:35
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Here I found myself,
sober and bored to death.
Victim of a terrible curse,
too evil for this verse.
A witch casted a spell,
through sobriety I must dwell.
No matter how much I try,
'Till death I will go dry.
Now I go from bar to bar,
drinking everything I can chug.
Still I can't get drunk no more,
how will I drown my sore?
Then I met a filthy old man,
missing an eye, a hook for a hand.
He said: I know what to do,
You need a ship and a crew.
Prepare for it will be rude,
you need to find the sacred brew.
the brebage from many tales,
can be found in the seas of ale!
Set sail, we're on a quest,
and we'll have no sleep nor rest.
Be proud and have no fear,
come and sail the seas of beer.
Set sail, we're on a quest,
and we'll have no sleep nor rest.
Be proud and have no fear,
come and sail the seas of beer.
So our journey has begun,
riding the waves for endless fun.
let's go my privateers,
set course to the seas of beer.
Thirty-six nights at sea,
we arrive our destiny.
The waters are no longer blue,
turned golden, the tales are true!
At last we found land,
glory is just at hand.
Get your shovels and start to dig,
the sacred brew lies beneath.
We digged hole after hole,
then something enlightened my soul.
A magnificient chest before me
the curse is over, at last free!
Get it out and break the locks,
look inside the big ol' box.
There is a note: ''we took the brew''
signed by, the Alestorm crew!
Set sail, we're on a quest,
and we'll have no sleep nor rest.
Be proud and have no fear,
come and sail the seas of beer.
Set sail, we're on a quest,
and we'll have no sleep nor rest.
Be proud and have no fear,
come and sail the seas of beer.
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11. |
I Don't Need You
02:22
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After all this time, you still don't fucking get it,
I don't want you anymore, fuck you and your spirit.
You thought you were special? Well think about that again,
'cause I've got tons of women implanted in my brain.
You'll never turn me on as much as they do,
so give up trying already, get the fucking clue.
I don't want you, I have porn.
I don't need you, I have porn.
All you ever wanted was to make my wallet thinner,
you wasted all my money and didn't have my cock for dinner.
Well, I've got other ways to get an erection,
so go fuck yourself, leave me with my collection.
You'll never turn me on as much as they do,
so give up trying already, get the fucking clue.
I don't want you, I have porn.
I don't need you, I have porn.
I don't want you, I have porn.
I don't need you, I have porn.
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12. |
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It's close to six a.m, everyone is going home,
but we still here and we are so fucking drunk.
We wanna fucking thrash, we're having lots of fun,
come and roll another motherfucking blunt.
Get shitfaced, drink untill you drop or get the fuck away,
We don't care, 'cause we're Liver Killer and we're here to fucking stay.
Uh!
We won't let the party die.
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13. |
V.I.A.S.B
00:19
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Liver Killer Barcelona, Spain
Liver Killer, Party Metal at it's finest!
Liver Killer is Thrashy, Party Metal band from
Barcelona.
Volldammus: Vocals, Bass.
Aleix Besolí: Backing Vocals, Lead Guitars.
Elies Torruella: Drums.
... more
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